Microdosing gay sex by just closing my eyes and thinking about it 😔

Any recipe that involves a bunch of vegetable chopping yet promises a mere "10 minutes" of prep...... who the fuck do you think I am, man. You think I'm a chef? You think I'm a professional chef with lightning knife skills and impeccable mise en place? These veggies and I are in it for the long haul, my man, we're gonna be spending at LEAST half an hour struggling along together before they're ready to go in the pan

I want to fill my mouth with your name. I want to eat you whole.

parents are so crazy because they can say the most fucked up shit to you when your brain is forming and it sets the tone for your whole adult mind set and then they forget about it the next day

wow this is too intimate to share with my close friends or family let me put this on my tumblr blog for hundreds of strangers to see

Babe, ever since I met you, your power level has been over 9000. With you, I know the cake won't be a lie. Together we can rule the galaxy, and all their base will belong to us. I can haz marriage?

OP I am going to break into your house and unleash a horde of locusts in your closet if you don’t stop

wouldn't even notice with the type of shit i got goin on

can’t focus on work. can only think of that one lesbian poem about chivalry

oh god. oh fuck

Life is Strange🦋

no smoking

having interests is like. I am unashamed of these. no I'm not . yes I am. i am not <3